I'm no Cool Hand Luke... I think.
Last night we had a BBQ. I grilled LOTS of chicken/fruit/veggie kebabs, which is one of my specialties. Amber made, among other things, deviled eggs. I ate a leftover egg just now, and I realized something—I can eat a lot of deviled eggs! One time I ate twelve of them, which is six whole eggs. I mean, that's a lot, isn't it?
Upon reflection, I realized that I have never stopped eating deviled eggs because I was full of them or tired of them. Common decency is the only thing which has ever stopped me from eating more deviled eggs—arguably failing me the time I ate twelve of them. Maybe that's my special ability. If everyone has some unique ability, maybe mine is the ability to eat a shocking number of deviled eggs?
I guess there's only one way to find out what that number is.
I don't know, that sounds like a stupid project. I guess the world will never know, and some day I'll die still hungry for more deviled eggs.
Upon reflection, I realized that I have never stopped eating deviled eggs because I was full of them or tired of them. Common decency is the only thing which has ever stopped me from eating more deviled eggs—arguably failing me the time I ate twelve of them. Maybe that's my special ability. If everyone has some unique ability, maybe mine is the ability to eat a shocking number of deviled eggs?
I guess there's only one way to find out what that number is.
I don't know, that sounds like a stupid project. I guess the world will never know, and some day I'll die still hungry for more deviled eggs.
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