Thursday, August 03, 2006

Ketchup on tap.

Look out, here comes another museum food report! The Museum of American History—which is home to Kermit the Frog—has a cafeteria with burgers, fries, chicken tenders, more fries, fish and chips (which are fries of course), ruben sandwiches with cole slaw, etc, etc. Anyway, in the condiment section, they've got ketchup on tap! Really! My friend Leon and I decided that nothing could be more American. It's the ultimate in ketchup and convenience! You don't even have to pump it. You just pull the handle and the ketchup just keeps on coming.

That's just beautiful.

For the record, they've got mustard on tap too, but that didn't seem as poetic. And they've got mayo on tap which... well... I'm still trying to wrap my brain around what that means. It might have been a bit too obscene for me to comprehend.

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